Diddy and Sienna Miller Hook Up?

According to In Touch magazine, Diddy and Sienna Miller are hooking up. Sources close to Miller claim they "are definitely seeing each other, but it's not that serious." On July 24 she was supposedly overheard admitting she's "had a crush on him for a while and loves his hot body." Huh? Hot body? Diddy's been looking a little Shamu lately. Sienna is also suppose to love "how successful he is" and she's "so happy he's single." Funny, the bitch wasn't worried about him being single when she first starting running around with him. This video was shot BEFORE Kim Porter left his sorry ass.

LMAO at his "oh sh*t - i'm busted!" state of confusion and the bodyguards stepping to the paparazzi.

Let's just hope Diddy doesn't get too open. I'd hate to see him being chased by police in a Bronco down the Pacific Coast Highway.

I don't see what the fascination is. At least J-Ho was cute. So Kim Porter, what was that you were saying about them being "just friends?"

Leave It Alone, Kim

Kim Porter doesn't seem to be familiar with the terms: "let sleeping dogs lie" or "beating a dead horse." After making a plum fool of herself with the now infamous Essence interview, Diddy's babies mama is in the press AGAIN. This time it's the current issue of OK magazine.

Her reason for leaving:

"I’d been in an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Combs for about 10 years, and it came to a point where it was time for me to move on with my life. I had invested a lot of time in that relationship, and it wasn’t going where it should have been going. So it was time to [end it]. In a relationship, it’s important that the people are on the same page at the same time. And we weren’t on the same page." We got that memo already.

She admits Diddy's a cheater:

"I will never sit here and say that Puffy — or any man — is 100 percent faithful. I just don’t believe it. Some of you are, but I’m not going to sit here and say that I didn’t believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I’m aware that he’s cheated." Well damn, there's something new and earth shattering. Love how she lumps ALL men in the same category as her cheating scumbag. If that's what helps you sleep at night...

She talks about J-Lo again:

"It was an embarrassment. I never thought it was real. I knew what was going on with him. Despite what you see in print and when the cameras are flashing, what’s going on in someone’s heart may be totally different. He was still [in love] with me. I never looked at their relationship [as serious]." We got that memo already too. Stop talking about J-Lo. It was 6 years ago! Yes, she was foul for messing with your man. Move on.

And Sienna Miller:

"They’re just friends. That wasn’t the cause." Uh yea... that would explain why he and his "friend" are both in Ibiza (separately of course), and why he's looking to buy a place in London.

Leaving him - smart move. Making delusional statements over and over again - not so smart. She's currently filming a movie in Louisiana. So let's assume her position is that bad press is better than no press at all.

Oh, The Indignity...

Poor Diddy's been relegated to the dreaded B-List! According to Page Six, the one-time ruler of the party scene was denied a table at the St. Tropez hot spot Les Caves. To add insult to injury, his once infamous invitation-only White Party which catered to Hollywood's elite, drew a commercial crowd that payed $40 a pop to attend. Oh, the utter indignity of it all...